Richard BF

Three memorable cultural things I heard today.

Girl 1: So when are you heading back to Uni?

Girl 2: Oh, probably in the fall.

In Australia we call it autumn. On American TV, our youth hear it as fall.

Begger woman: Hey mate, spare us a dollar.

Richard BF:

Begger woman: Fuck ya, faggot bowel licking cunt.

Sometimes my hair draws too much attention.

Girl A: And you found the place alright?

Girl B: Yeah, I looked it up online.

Interesting that online is not yet the default place to look something up.